Hooting can HURT!

Dear Agony Uncle,

I get so pissed off with drivers that hoot at me!

Do they think it’s easy to learn to drive? O yes, I forgot, they just knew exactly how to do it from the first time they got into a car!

Why are other drivers such fucking idiots?

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Thanks for sharing.

Trudi and I have to stay professional as driving instructors so that limits us a lot in what we can actually say and do when we are on a driving lesson with a client.

Letting you in on a secret – it’s fucking annoying to us too when idiots hoot and all nerves goes out the window. It then forces us to start that lesson from scratch and trying to patch that person up to cope just getting through a lesson.

I often wanted to get special bumper stickers made like: “Take the pain out of hooting – bring your own lubricant!!!!

Why are they idiots? Depends, really, but most of them are just spoilt brats that got their own way as children and now drive behind you.

We really get what you’re saying!

Agony Uncle